Daschell Swank is a Sim who appears in The Sims Bustin' Out for handheld and The Urbz: Sims in the City for handheld. In The Sims Bustin' Out, he is a professor of art history, who is visiting the University of SimValley. In The Urbz: Sims in the City, he is the professor at Miniopolis University, [confirmation needed] but he cannot be socialized with and only teaches classes.
Psst! I want to open a performance theater in town.
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Have you looked at your problem from a different angle?
I hear you say things like that and I think to myself, 'What a wonderful world.'
You think so? I try to cultivate a sense of refinement in whatever I do.
Oh THAT joke. Yes, it was fairly amusing.
Hey! Stop being so filthy provocative.
Can you confirm or corroborate that fact? I need it for my research.
Are you sure you should be telling me that so candidly?
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Insult
You insipid little paint chip.
You're uglier than a bowl of moldy yogurt.
Is that your nose or a wart?
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Sling your stones and arrows of outrageousness. You will hurt nothing but your own reputation.
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Is there a special someone in your life?
I was a photographer in my former life.
One-eared crazy man!
I hate getting paint under my fingernails.
Would you critique some drawings I did in first grade?
Can you touch your toes?
I want to be a comedian.
You strike me as very insecure.
My mom told me I was a good artist.
I wish paintings would move or something.
You want to arm wrestle, wimp?
Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, or Raphael?
I prefer conceptual art because I hate getting dirty.
I know two year-olds with a better sense of style than you.
I can spot a forged Monet from one hundred feet.
Art is too expensive.
Would you help me ban all non-happy art?
Maybe this universe is just one atom in a much larger Sim!
I loved that five-part film cycle about masons and football.
Would you critique some drawings I did in first grade?
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Your banalities give me good reason to cry.
What lies won't you tell to snag a bit of fame and fortune?
Hey!
Is the world so imperfect that you must ruin my time here on earth with such base drivel?
I would rather pierce my iris with an overheated sewing needle.
That's the sort of issue an intellectual such as me has no practical use for.
Oh indeed, you must diversify your tastes if you want to understand this crazy world.
Trivia[]
In The Urbz: Sims in the City for handheld, Daschell is the only character who doesn't have any different facial expressions. This is understandable as the player cannot socialize with him at all.
In the same game, Daschell is only referred to as 'Professor'.
In The Sims 2 (GBA) there is a Sim selling skill books in Strangetown that looks like Daschell, but since he is just a vendor, the player does not get a view of his face, even though the noticeable blond hairstyle is very similar.
In The Sims Bustin' Out, after the player completes the mission Art for Art's Sake, Daschell will pay the player 500 simoleons for each masterpiece they give him. Combined with the rate that the player makes paintings at level 10 creativity, makes this the most efficient way to make simoleons fast without the use of Heidi Shadows. This makes Daschell the best choice as the player's roommate, as the player will not need to locate Daschell when they are finished painting.
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