Lucentio Minola is an athlete living in my version of Veronaville. He owns a large house on Avon Avenue, where he lives with his wife Bianca and their three daughters. He is currently carrying on extramarital affairs with their maid Arianna Jalowitz and his coworker Regina Tsvirkunov. He would much rather have not gotten married, but his mother really wanted grandchildren and adored Bianca.
Despite being married to a Monty, Lucentio has very little to do with the feud. He has a somewhat poor relationship with his mother-in-law, Isabella, and lacks relationships with the rest of the Montys. The only Capp he knows is Kent, whom he met through Bianca; they have an uneasy friendship based mostly around causing as little drama for Bianca as possible. Most of his acquaintances and friends are NPCs.
- Lucentio is named after one of Bianca's suitors in The Taming of the Shrew, and his surname is that Bianca's maiden name.
- His father, Baptista Minola, is named after the father of Katherina and Bianca. His mother has the feminine version of the name of another of Bianca's suitors.
- Lucentio's appearance (and much of his personality) is based on a clone of Don Lothario.