PLEASANTVIEW WARS I
RISE OF THE ARMY
Don was scaling the deck of his Mexican condo on a cold night. He wanted to do something to impress his girls. He was very bored. He noticed the telescope, sitting there, waiting to be used. He felt like he wanted to use it so he can be an astrologier and impress his girls. He had to do it. he had to. He did it instantly, as his fingers were touching the steel-like feel on this telescope. He looked in the stars, and even in the galaxy! He liked looking in the stars for something good to discover.
He searched for hours and hours, until he heard a strange robotic-alien-like voice. He thought it was his voices in his head, but no. It really was that voice, as it was getting louder and louder. Suddenly, a binding light caught Don off-guard.
ALIEN: WE ARE SEARCHING FOR A NEW EVIL EMPIRE AND YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!
DON: Me, really?
ALIEN: YES! YOU ARE NOW MY LEADER! YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO AT ANY MOMENT IN TIME!
DON: So, i want you summon a helicopter which will take residents moved from the next town over back to that town for a "reunion"!
ALIEN: ROGER THAT, SIR!
DON: Yeeeaaasss! I'm so going to make out with the new hottie girls so i can start an evil empire about making Pleasantview into Lothairopolis!
ALIEN: YOUR REQUEST HAS BEEN GRANTED!
Pounding with excitement, Don couldn't resist! He now has the chance to start his own empire so he can fall in love with all of the women in the world! From hot to cool, from silly to sexy, from fantastic to frisky, he doesn't care about what woman he wants to fall in love with!