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The Reposessionator, written by this walrus, is a fanfiction about a Sunset Valley repo man who must stop people from, well, not paying their bills, and ultimately foil the plot of a villainous TV presenter.
I am the last fragile pillar remaining in society
Many question why I am who I am, but they have not seen what I have seen
They have not done what I have done
In a word run by chaos, I am the last hope of simkind
I am the Repo Man, and this is my story...
It was another sunny morning in Sunset Valley. Birds were chrping, and doing their bird stuff, and our hero Dolan Anvil was getting out of bed.
"Grumble... I hate mornings" Dolan said, as he got out of bed.
Somewhat later, he had gotten ready and was in his repo-van, and was looking at his agenda for today.
"Hmm, seems I need to go to 123 Fake Street and reposess some guy's TV and Flowerpot because he didn't pay his bills. Oh well, let's do dis"
A few minutes later, he arrived at the house, and he rung the doorbell.
"Hello? Anyone in there?" Dolan asked. Soon enough, he saw a man appear at the door. He looked like he'd just gotten out of bed, and he looked rather confused as to why a man with a repo-gun was at his door.
"Hi. Are you..." Dolan looked at his notepad for what the man's name was. "Are you "Ecks Dee""?
"Indeed. What can I do for you?"
"Well I'm here to reposess your TV and your flowerpot."
"Not my flowerpot!!!!11!!!1 but y tho?"
"You didn't pay your bills."
"But I had to pay for a Simcraft server! Please don't reposess my flowers!"
"No deal w/ it" Dolan said, as he fired up the repo gun. A few seconds later, he had taken the TV and the man's treasured flowerpot. As he went to leave, he turned around to the man, said "Simcraft sucks", and walked out the door and got into his van.
"All in a day's work" he sighed to himself, and he pulled out the driveway.