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Talk about Aliens |
Arrr! I'm thinking it's a bunch of aliens that grabbed my poor old brother, Pepper Pete! |
-4
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Talk about Art |
Arrr! What passes for art these days is just a bunch of silly colors barfed on to a canvas! |
-2
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Talk about the Bayou |
I find the bayou a spiritual place, but I've lost many small boats in its boggy marshes. |
+2
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Talk about Books |
What good are books if you can't read them on the open ocean or in the bath without them falling apart? |
-1
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Talk about the Carnival |
I hope old Iron Gut Gary is still working there. He bites the heads off fishes. |
+3
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Talk about Cars |
The day cars were invented was the day the human race lost its reason to live! Back to the oceans, I say! |
-2
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Talk about the Lounge |
Aye, the Casino is mine. Why be a pirate on the sea when I can be one right here? |
+2
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Talk about Miniopolis |
Egad! That concrete jungle is too crowded, too lifeless. I stay there too long and I start screaming. |
-3
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Talk about the Coffee Shop |
I like coffee, but not in little paper cups and served with stale cookies! What stupid things you land lubbers invented! |
-2
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Talk about Computers |
Compoowhat? Is that like those one of those Bead things you use to count other things? |
-1
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Talk about Construction |
Ever since Daddy B rolled into town he's been offering people some pretty cozy sums of money for their property... hmmm. |
-2
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Talk about Cooking |
I navigate by the stars which is good on the ocean, but on land I tend to run in to a lot of buildings. |
+2
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Talk about Cosmos |
As you can imagine, I'm a big fan of squid burgers. But a fluffy lemon meringue pie, with 2 scoops of sugar for every lemon, will make me smile just as wide. |
+2
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Talk about Crime |
I don't stand for crime on my ship. If I catch anyone stealing anything I sit them down and make them eat it! |
-2
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Talk about Dancing |
Kid, you try to start dancing on my ship and I'll throw you overboard. I don't take no truck with frivolities. |
-1
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Tell a Bad Pun |
Arrr! That's a cracking good one, kid! You've got a sailors mouth, you have! |
+3
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Talk about Excercise |
You city folks and your ridiculous track suits! You've lost touch with honest, back-breaking work! |
-2
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Talk about the Market |
You might ask those boys there why they refuse to sell the sea cucumbers I harvest in my spare time. |
-2
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Talk about Home Decor |
I was long in the habit of catching marlins and hanging them on my walls. But those days are gone, as are my trophies. |
-1
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Talk about Games |
The preferred game at sea is naughts-and-crosses... what is it you young ones call it? Tic-Tac-Toe? |
+1
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Talk about Graveyard |
It's a beautiful old plot, to be sure, but I'm a sailor, [Player]. It's a watery grave I'll be in. My place is with the fishes. |
+2
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Talk about Hobbies |
I live in the Riverboat's top cabin. It's a modest place. A mere closet. But it's mine, yes it is. |
+3
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Talk about Health |
I whittle chunks of driftwood and weave baskets out of kelp. Most of the hobbies I have, the ocean provides. |
+2
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Talk about Home |
I sail about the watery part of the world to drive off my spleen and regulate my circulation. |
+1
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Talk about Hygiene |
I haven't brushed my teeth in 30 years, yet my teeth are as strong as ever! Okay, so my breath is a killer. |
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Talk about Jail |
At sea, when a man breaks the rules, if we don't have a jail to throw him in we just toss him overboard. |
+1
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Talk about the Law |
I follow no man made laws, my young friend. The laws of nature are my only guide, and they are fierce! |
+2
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Talk about Jobs |
Try your hand at the Moogoo Monkey card game my friend. It's hotter than a wool sweater in August. |
-2
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Talk about Simoleons |
Perhaps when you are older and wiser you'll hop aboard a ship and earn your keep the hard way. |
+2
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Talk about Movies |
Arrr! I'm sick of films that paint us sailors as a bunch of crazy, growling seadogs! |
-3
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Talk about the Museum |
I tried to donate my knife to the museum. "This blade has slain 1,000 gators!" I screamed. But the fools slammed the door and called the police. |
-2
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Talk about Music |
I like shanties best of all. What is that song? "Sailor, Your Home Is The Sea." It brings a salty tear to my weak eyes. |
+2
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Talk about Nature |
Ain't nothing more natural than an angry, boiling sea. If you ain't careful it will SWALLOW YOU! And I love it for that. |
+3
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Talk about the Newspaper |
The only good use I found for the local newspaper was lining my dead parrot's cage. |
-1
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Talk about Ninjas |
Sounds like a ridiculous rumor to me! A rumor on par with flying-machines and fat-free mayonnaise. |
-1
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Talk about Politics |
If land-loving politicians followed my lead they might get something done. At sea you either follow me or you're shark food. |
-1
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Talk about the River |
I miss the days of the old Riverboats, chugging up the slow river. You couldn't water ski behind them, but it was fun just being on one. |
+3
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Talk about Rep Groups |
What on dry land are you talking about? Do you mean guilds? You're confusing me. |
-1
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Talk about Shopping |
Why do people like buying things rather than building them? I built everything I own, including my refrigerator. |
-1
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Talk about Science |
It's good that scientists have decided the world is round. Otherwise a lot of sailors would have lost their boats over the edge of the earth. |
+1
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Talk about Sleeping |
I live on my boat, yes. Without the room constantly bobbing and weaving I can't sleep a wink. |
+2
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Talk about Sports |
There was a game my crew liked to play called Count the Dolphins. It saved them from madness. |
+2
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Talk about the Supernatural |
I've seen things out there, [Player]. Ghost ships, sea monsters, and UFOs. Believe it, kid. Believe it. |
+2
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Talk about TV |
The one time I saw a television, it tried to tell me I was too ugly and too fat! So I threw it into the ocean! |
-2
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Talk about Theatre |
The last time I was up in that dark den, someone grabbed me, shoved me on stage, and started calling me Ahab! |
-2
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Talk about Travel |
I've sailed the 7 seas, marched across the 7 continents, and climbed 5 of the world's tallest mountains. |
+3
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Talk about the University |
You think you're better than me? Well let me tell you, I'm schooled in the university of LIFE! |
-2
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Talk about the Weather |
Watch the birds! Watch the squirrels! They'll tell you what sort of weather's a'coming! And they're so cute too. |
+2
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Talk about Work |
When I was your age I had to work 27 hours a day shoveling water out of a lake, then pay my boss for the hours. And I loved it! |
+2
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Talk about the World |
The world is big and strange and round and wet and old and bumpy and complicated and dirty and... so many things. |
+4
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Annoy |
Stop making that clicking noise! Is that you? I know it's you. Stop it! Stop it. Arrrg! |
-5
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Apologize |
You don't have to apologize, my friend. You just have to promise to do my bidding when the time comes. |
+2
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Brag |
Well you're a stronger person that I thought! Most people who drink that much saltwater start hallucinating! |
+2
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Call Name |
Ah ha ha! Back in the old days we all had two or three nick-names! How good of you to remind me! |
+2
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Cheer Up |
Pardon my saying so, but you're too young to know what's good and what's bad in this despicable world. |
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Complain |
In all my long years I have never seen someone as pathetic as you! You'd even run from a shark on dry land! |
-2
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Compliment |
Thank you, matey! I try to keep it nice and trimmed so the rats on my ship can't get a foothold. |
+3
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Entertain |
Good golly, Jolly Roger! How do you get the yo-yo to stay down for so long? Is it magic? |
+2
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Intimidate |
You don't frighten me! In all my ragged years, nothing but the deadly white whale of old has been able to shake me out of my boots! |
-6
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Insult |
The sun may have baked my brains but it seems to have turned you into a roasted tomato! |
-6
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Joke |
Ha ha! Yes, because dolphins are smarter than most sailors! I get it! |
+2
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Gossip |
Arrr! That Dusty Hogg, he likes to talk tough... but I know for a fact that he wears a girdle! |
+2
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Give an Opinion |
Oh what do you know about anything! I'm old enough, wise enough, and crazy enough to know you're wrong. |
-2
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Tell a Secret |
I'll keep your secret safe my child so long as I am docked here. But on the open ocean all kept secrets become my best stories. |
+2
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Tease |
Can it, kid! I make these funny noises to remind me of my poor, dead parrot. You'll never understand. |
-4
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Cry |
You poor fool! Nobody cries on my watch. At sea you can't afford to lose water. |
-1
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Rude Gesture |
I had no idea you knew our secret sailor sign. Welcome to the club. |
+1
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Jibba Jabba |
Arrr. That's an odd way of putting things, [Player]. Colorful, but odd. |
+3
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Hug (Accept) |
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+3
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Hug (Reject) |
Stay back, thou foul beast from I know not where! |
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Gift (Accept) |
Thank you, kind soul! You know just how to warm a sailor's heart. |
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Gift (Reject) |
I've no use for the likes of that garbage. |
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Errand (Accept) |
Pardon my askin', but could you deliver this rusty cannonball to [Sim]? 'Tis an old sailor joke, see? |
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Errand (Reject) |
I have no need of your services now, young master. |
N/A
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Move In (Reject) |
No thank you, young master, for I've a room of my own already. |
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Silent Treatment |
Arrr! I've got nothing to say to your foul face! |
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