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"Sizzle your fish flesh and steer steaks on the heavy-duty Light-My-Fire BBQ. Perfect for park picnickers seeking gourmet tastes in the great outdoors."
Gagmia Simore EspressoEdit
"One pull on the ergonomically crafted side lever and this hyper-efficient, automated espresso machine grinds, brews, and serves your espresso all by its lonesome."
"Yes, it's expensive. Yes, it requires more than 20 fruits to make a single serving. Yes, it's terribly noisy... But your health is worth a little pain and suffering. A smoothie a day keeps the money away!"
"Why walk to the store where prices are high and the selection is modest when you can have the same shopping experience in the comfort of your home? Restocked only when you aren't looking."
Positive Potential MicrowaveEdit
"Perfect for popcorn and pot-roast alike, the Positive Potential microwave is compact, safe, and easy to use. (Some restrictions apply)"
Arctechnology 2-Door RefrigeratorEdit
"Arctechnology knows the value of space and style and their new 2-door refrigerator proves it. More storage space for less room, this unit also features an ice-maker and easy-to-read LED temperature readouts."
"There's no time like Sno-Time! Their newest economy class refrigerator features climate control, two crispers, and ample door space large enough to fit a whole turkey."
Dialectic Range and StoveEdit
"Affordability and class are typically opposing forces. But the folks at Dialectic have managed to synthesize these qualities in what could easily be called the keenest range in town!"
Epicurious Gourmet StoveEdit
"For gourmet epicureans, regular stoves just don't cut the mustard. Now serving Epicurious... the hottest stove to spice up the home-appliance landscape in nearly a year."
PyroInferno Atom Burner OvenEdit
"Gourmet standards for domestic spaces. The PyroInferno is perfect for an amateur cook eager to cross home-basil and hit the big thyme. With extra wide gas ranges."
Bovitron Z-36 Cheese ModulatorEdit
"The moon may not be made of cheese, but the Bovitron Z-36 Cheese Modulator sure can make it! We don't know how it does it, honestly, but it sure tastes great! Available exclusively on Moon Base Zeta."
"Has the Miniopolis summertime swelter got you bummed? Time to bring the snow home with Snowcone, everybody's favorite cold, sweet treat. Now made with real frozen water."
"Engineered by Polo Alto scientists to pop kernels tasty with 99.9 percent accuracy, this Popcorn Popper is the perfect marriage of science and sizzle."