Roland Calonzo is character from the The Sims 2 for PlayStation Portable. He is found living with his fiance, Hazel Dente, unaware of her sketchy past. The couple will offer you a job as a maid, consisting of three tasks: gardening, cleaning the bathroom, and cooking a hot-dog. While doing each of the tasks, you will find suspicious objects hidden in her house. This will lead to the conclusion that Hazel murdered her previous husbands. After getting a confession out of Hazel, the player will then warn Roland to get away before Hazel ends his life too. Later in the game, the player will find Roland outside in a white robe in Deadtree yelling to the people about the Kine Dairy. Apparently Roland states that he has moved on with his life, has forgotten about the past, and is happy with his new life with the Kine Society.
Roland's secrets from The Sims 2 (PSP):
- (Personal): Lost his big toe in a traumatizing foolish childhood game of "steal my toe".
- (Intimate): Loves Hazel because "she's crazy and you never know what she'll do next".
- (Dark): Roland is a bit scared because Hazel once told him she "loved him to death".
- (Dallying with the Help): Roland had a fling with Hazel as her pool boy before they got engaged.