Simon Swift is a maid from Barnacle Bay. He has 6 points in Painting. Oddly enough for a Maid, is that he has the Slob trait, which does not attract clients to hire him, and if he is hired, some players tend to fire him due to his sloppiness. The same thing happens with the Bridgeport maid Delicia Hoover. Simon is said to be a vain fan of Don Lothario.