Oh hai dere.Edit

Hll. Ths lne hs n vwls. Bcs f ths t s xtrmly hrd t rd. I m jst dng ths t nny ppl wh rd ths txt.

The previous line had no vowels. Try reading it now.

Is it easier? I think not.

lol.

Okay then, on to business!

'm jst kddng. Bsnss s fr chmps.

That one had no vowels either.

lol.

See how I said "lol." twice? Creative, huh.

And original.

So original I could cry.

MG 'M STRTNG T CRY

OH MY GOD!!!! "CRY" HAS NO VOWELS!!!! :0

Wait, does Y count as a vowel?

...

lol.

Thats 3.

lol once again.