My fellow Sims Wikians,

Today marks a new chapter in our journey. When this place was started on Wikia's servers, I think we were all confident that we'd never see changes such as the Oasis skin, Message Wall and the new forum system. We also thought we'd never get serial sockpuppets who like to spread false rumours. Over the past few years, we have seen all of these things take a turn for the worst, now we have new things, whilst not enabled, just sitting there and it's really hurtful. We have everyone and their mother's making rumour socks using IPs that locate to Wisconsin.

As such I went behind everybody's backs and moved this site, silently, to a new domain. It'll be great. We have more freedom and we can rain fire on individuals we don't like by banishing them from the database. We even have our own weapons of mass destruction. I have decided we shall cut the red tape today and I invite everyone to come and join. Everything we want is there including your accounts, edits and whatever else. Best of all there is no advertising, it's completely free! Blocked users can get a second chance if they give me the long number on the front of a major credit card, the expiry date, 3-digit security number, 4-digit PIN number and their mother's maiden name. This is all for security purposes to prove these blocked users are who they say they are, they will be given £50 for their co-operation.

So here is the link to the new TSW. Hope to see everyone there! Lost Labyrinth Flag united kingdom england (c)(b) 15:48, April 1, 2013 (UTC)